Um…
January 4, 2010
Yeah I don’t know.
-Danny
GET ABOUT SCHLEP CONVENIENCE
December 23, 2009
These are the instructions that came with a trouser hanging system my dad bought. I had him scan it so I could keep it with me always.
:-& Dave
I’D LET THAT GURL PEA IN MY MOTH ‘TILL…
October 5, 2009
Long, I know, but worth it.
Also, they make kinda awesome tunes: WHY.MUXTAPE.COM
-Marc
Oh the ideas that people come up with blogs about…
September 20, 2009
Happy Asparagus Month!
May 1, 2009
Fuck you, Penguin
March 21, 2009
Honestly, Axolotl, if you don’t stop existing right now, I’m going to tear my eyes out and then eat them, in the hope that this would somehow be so traumatic that I would never have to think about you ever again. You might finally put the whole intelligent design argument to rest. (Does anyone really want to think about God doing acid?) On the other hand, I can’t possibly think of an evolutionary reason for you to look so ridiculous, you amphibious motherfucker. Are you trying to blend into a Keith Haring painting?
It’s pretty funny.
-Danny
MAN GOAT
February 13, 2009
No explanation needed.
-Danny
Reporting from Crapstone, England
January 29, 2009
England is totally not with the times on naming roads and towns.
“It’s pronounced ‘PENNIS-tun,’ ” Fiona Moran, manager of the Old Vicarage Hotel in Penistone, said over the telephone, rather sharply. When forced to spell her address for outsiders, she uses misdirection, separating the tricky section into two blameless parts: “p-e-n” — pause — “i-s-t-o-n-e.”
I mean, dang.
Read the NY Times article here. It’s pretty funny.
-Danny
A new way to play with your Wii
November 10, 2008
My professor showed my class this.
Video games are kinda retarded.
-Danny
